“Just bought gallon of chocolate milk for the kids. Bumped it trying to put it in to the fridge and it Noped right out of my hand.”

“My sister was crying this morning because she lost her ring. I just heard something in the garbage disposal whilst doing dishes…”

“Left my car sitting at work for a little over a month. Went to go pick it up today and the interior is covered in mold. FML.”

“When you are only half awake, and pack raw bacon in your lunch instead of the left over pizza you bagged up.”

“Wasted a day looking for my Apple Pencil.”

“Someone lit a firework under my windshield wiper.”

“My parents parents are on a cross country road trip. Mount Rushmore was on their list to see, this was the view.”

“Landlord ordered a new gas oven to replace the old broken one. He only paid to have it dropped off. He is very shocked that I’m not happy.”

Hello from South Dakota.

“DoorDashed food and in the 5 minutes it took me to get to the door, the neighbors cat ate through the box and stole some chicken.”

“Dropped my phone from less than a foot in the air. $100 to replace.”

“Found a worm in my takeout food.”

“My kitchen literally started growing mushrooms .”

“New car I’ve been saving up for got its catalytic converter stolen after having it less than 6 months. Ouch.”

“My parents forgot to pick me up after a marching band competition, waited over an hour and half no replies had to call a police to give me a ride back home.”

“So this happened to my mom’s room at 3 in the morning.”

“My microwave caught on fire.”

“I cleaned my glasses but apparently there was a small stone on the cloth.”

“Friend had a lawn service accidentally spray their entire lawn with grass killer. The kicker: they came back for a second application.”

“I just bought this jug yesterday.”

“Admiring the sunset when suddenly…”

“White table from walmart makes a great desk until it fucking doesn’t.”